Quote: Psychos? Did they look like psychos? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
Quote: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it! Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny!_____If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere,.... fuck it!!
Quote: Hi, how ya doin? Enjoying it? I hope so.
Quote: I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.

Quote: It's not suicide if you're already dead.
Quote: Ok ramblers... let's get ramblin' !!!
Quote: If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, FUCK IIIIIIIIIT!!!
Quote: Who knows what's goin' on inside the mind of a Goddamn Mongoloid?
Quote: God-DAMN, that was intense... Oh, baby, we did it, we are in mexico- WE'RE FUCKING IN MEXICO YOU LITTLE PIECE'A FUCKIN' SHIT! COME ON!
Quote: Pete: You should sue. You could own that place.
Earl: Hell Pete, what would I want with that grease pit. 'Cides, Nadine's got her own cross to bare...with that potatoe head. Yes sir, somebody shoulda hit that boy over the head and sold the milk.
Quote: Pete: Aint there a law against retards serving the public?
Ranger Earl: Well if there aint, there oughtta be.
Quote: Pete: Aint there a law against retards serving the public?
Ranger Earl: Well if there aint, there oughtta be. Somebody shoulda hit that boy over the head and sold the milk.
Quote: Started off down at the Blue Chip. Nadines out sick..They got that mongoloid boy workin the grill.
Quote: I never said do as i do, i said do as I say
Quote: Well does anyone have any silver?.......OK, so who cares.
Quote: That's a matter of opinion and I don't give a fuck about yours.
Quote: AD LINE: Vampires. No Interviews.
Quote: They look like psychos, is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
Quote: Seth: We need to get our asses into Mexico tonight. Where's the woman? Richie: What woman? Seth: The woman. The hostage. The fucking hostage. Richie, where is she? Richie: In there. Seth: What the hell is she doing in there? Richie: I can explain. Seth: Yes. Explain. I need an explanation. What is the matter with you?
Quote: I could do that for you if you want me to... you know what you said before.
Quote: Everybody be cool....YOU...be cool.
Quote: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin bastard.
Quote: I was in Nam. In '72. I was trapped behind enemy lines.
Quote: I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk.
Quote: No thanks. I've already had a wife.
Quote: --What did the TV say?
--They're going to apprehend us in about 48 hours.
Quote: What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.
Quote: --What have you been doing?
--Sightseeing.
Quote: They look like psychos, is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
Quote: Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister, we're slashin' pussy in half! Give us an offer on our best selection of pussy! This is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got [????] pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naughahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. Come on you want pussy? Come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Quote: What do you think I want you mean old bastard. I want a fucking room.
Quote: Igrwnd ma teef.... I grind my teeth
Quote: i didnt say do what i do I said do what I say.
Quote: When are you gonna realize pete that those microwave dinners are gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
Quote: 1)What do you think momma would say? 2)She wouldn't say anything....she's dead
Quote: Don't try running because I've got six little friends, and they can all run faster than you.
Quote: That woman wouldn't have said shit if her mouth was full of it.
Quote: Ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
Quote: ...Psycho's? Did they look like pyscho's? They were vampires. Psycho's do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't care how fucking crazy they are!
Quote: (1) do you think this is what i am?? i am a profesional fucking theif i do not kill anybody i dont have to and i most certainly do not rape women.
Quote: (1) gad damn it what the hell do you want?? (2) what do you think i want you mean old bastard? i wanna fuckin room
Quote: We have the largest variety of pusyy. We have big pussy, small pussy, smelly pussy. We have flapping pussy, Nalga hide pussy. If you buy one piece of pussy at regular price, you get a second piece of pussy for a penny. If you can find a better bargain than that. FUCK IT!!!
Quote: 1. What's going on? 2. There's a bikini contest and you just won!
Quote: 1) Where are you taking us?
2) Mexico.
1) What's in Mexico?
2) Mexicans
Quote: everybody be cool!..you...be cool...
Quote: Seth: LOW PROFILE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORDS LOW PROFILE!?
Quote: A. Do they have they have a waterbed? B. Nope. A. Do they have cable? B. Nope. A. Do they have the x-rated channel? B. Nope. A....What do they got? B. Four walls and a roof, that's all we need.
Quote: So which are you? Faithless preacher or are you a mean motherfucking servant of God?
Quote: kate honey, i may be a bastard. but i'm not a fuckin' bastard.
Quote: 1-i'm sorry to hear that. what were they, psychos?
2-did they look like psychos? they were fuckin' vampires. psychos don't explode when sunlight hits 'em...

Quote: Everybody be cool. You be cool
Quote: Seth:Now I don't want to hear any shit about I don't believe in vampires because I don't believe in fucking vampires but I believe in what I saw and what I saw was fucking vampires so do we all agree that what we are dealing with are vampires?
Quote: Seth:Were you giving that pig signals? Clerk:No Seth:He said you were scratching Clerk:I wasn't scratching Seth:You calling him a liar? Clerk:No I'm just saying if I did scratch I don't remember scratching and if I did it's not because I'm giving him signals it's because I'm scared fucking shitless now you asked me to act natural I'm acting natural I should get a fucking academy award for acting natural, you tell me to get him out of here and I'm doing my best.
Quote: EVERYBODY BE COOL. YOU BE COOL
Quote: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!
Quote: Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
Richard: Uhh... sure.
Quote: Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He's my son.
Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
Quote: Boy, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
Quote: Everybody be cool. You, Be cool.
Quote: Everybody be cool. You...be cool!
Quote: Ok Ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
Quote: That's not fucking that. This is fucking this.
Quote: Take advantage of our pussy sale! Buy once piece of pussy, and you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! If you find pussy cheaper pussy anywhere else.....FUCK IT!!!!!!!
Quote: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.
Quote: I am a fucking theif, I don't kill people I don't have to and I don't fucking rape women. What you are doing here is not how it is done you understand me.
Quote: I hope you find the happiness in dealth I could not give you in life.
Quote: That is not fucking that. *cocks gun* This is fucking this.
Quote: I DIDN'T MOUTH HELP US!!!
Quote: Now I don't want to do it, but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think you are fucking with me!
Quote: 1.) You can be my slave. And at my command, you will lick the dog shit from my boot heel. 2.) No thanks. I already had a wife!
Quote: 1)wh, what the, hell do you want!? 2)what do you think i want you mean old bastard i want a fuckin room!
Quote: 1)Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
2)You mean like a Time-Life book?


Quote: Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fucking 4-H club.

Quote: 1)What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
2)He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
Quote: Your best better get a Hell of a lot fucking better, or you're gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse
Quote: richy, can you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me, please?
Quote: 1)what are you so agitated about? 2)im still stewin about that ape laying his hand on me. 3)what are you going to do? 4) well im gonna finish this bottle and then im going to bust it over his melon fucking head.
Quote: Rule #1. You make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. You have a question, Mr. 44 has your answer. You understand? Hostage: Yes. Seth: Good, Rule #2. You do what we say, when we say it, because if you don't, see Rule #1. And don't try to fucking run from us, because I have 6 little friends in here that run hell of a lot faster than you.
Quote: O.K. hard drinkers .... let's drink hard .... I'll buy
Quote: O.K. ramblers ....... let's get rambling.
Quote: Seth Gecko :
You and your family could all live forever or die this second...and I don't give a shit which !
Quote: Richie, would you eat my pussy for me?
Quote: ...psychos, did they look like psychos--is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos DO NOT explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
Quote: all right vampire killers... lets kill some fucking vampires.
Quote: sex machine:so whats your name darlin?
kate:kate. whats yours?
sex machine: sex machine,pleased to meet you.
Quote: i may be a bastard,but im not a fucking bastard!
Quote: fight now,cry later
Quote: seth gecko: now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?
richard gecko: your shit is forever together!

The quotes above are distinct quotations from the associated movie.